14 Favorite Dad Jokes

My Dad is a funny guy and makes me laugh a lot! He is always telling jokes or making silly statements.

For example:

• Every pizza Friday when our pizza comes he sings "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore." Or he calls me "Juster Cruster" when I eat my pizza crust.

• When we go out on the boat he says "What's up- Doc (Master)?"

• If I forget my Fitbit he says "hey don’t have a snit fit cause you can’t find your Fitbit!"

• At Sea World when passing by the attraction or riding the my favorite roller coaster, Mako, he says it is called "Mako your Hair Stand Up"

• He also loves to say, "What time is it? 2:30? (Tooth hurty) ... time to go to the dentist!"

Here are some funny jokes you can tell your Dad for Father’s Day.

1. "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

2. "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

3. "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

4. "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"

5. "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

6. "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

7. "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

8. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

9. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

10. "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

11. "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

12. "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? “Nacho Cheese!”

13. "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies

14. "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

Happy Father’s Day to all the awesome Dads out there!